seeking resumes

I've always heard you are the average of the 6 people you spend the most time with. Since I really want to improve my averages in certain categories, I am looking for resumes for individuals who fit the following profiles.

2 candidates who makes 250k a year and have a great steady financial plan for their future
2 candidates who work in something who makes them feel special at the end of each day regardless of pay
2 candidates with a decent income, okay job and an outrageously spontanous sex life that has lasted more than 1 year.

Still searching for the 6 candidates.